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5/12/2025
The Shark Comes Out (AKA NOM NOM NOM)

Some of you predicted the shark would come out... and it did, but probably not in the way you expected.

See Michael only pretends to chew his food. He's got no molars at all... he's only been pretending to chew in order to appear more human than he really is. His empty stomach and high metabolism makes him eschew his typical manners and kill the beast in his gut as quickly as possible.